A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.
"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."
A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool
Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.
Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)
"Aw man, why'd you invite Chris to the party? He's a total Binford."
"Uh-oh, here comes Binford."
The state of being care-free; being sexually agressive; a variation of going into a situation head-first
Origin: The South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwod
"Hell yeah dude, we're goin' into that party dick-first!"
An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.
"Mix me another Barney dick!"
A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.
"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"
Another name for a black person. Used to inconspicuously refer to black people in public without getting in trouble. Not necessarily meant to be a racial slur.
"Man, there's a lot of Zorbons here."
A shortened, slang version of penis. Meant to be in the style of ridiculous 1980s slang most likely said by some in the Valley of California.
Origin: South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood
"Ah man, she hit me in the nis!"