Big fat lass with blotches and dimples on her thighs.
Usually caused by wearing a short skirt in cold weather.
Its an expression from the north east of England, probably invented in Newcastle upon Tyne, where you get fat lasses wearing short skirts on a night out in all weathers.
errr look at the cornbeef legs on that fat twat.
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