2 definitions by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan

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a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.
Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??
by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 01, 2007

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an apocalyptic, hot, steamy discharge of air coming from one's anus, often reeking of shit.
d-vo i just zephed.
wallace what a total douche bag.
monson cock sucker
dolan cumbox
lymburn at least he didn't zeph on the floor.
by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 01, 2007

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