5 definitions by Datsexymofo

kim sung kyung

I'm a boss ass bitch bitch bitch

Kim Sung Kyung: ._.

by Datsexymofo January 26, 2014

gu jae suk

That little man boy that always steals my cookies. OMJ where is all of his spider needle in the frogs bum ofc, et my liver. It's a metaphor not a hormone you little pig wiper. I in trust you with my virginity please keep it under the raps yo. Jaes on my feet.... no ._.

Gu Jae Suk: Gee I'm gay.. anyone have cookies?

by Datsexymofo January 26, 2014

jung hani

Crab apples as the wind blew through my feet. Bob that's my butt I whispered tip toeing over the green nugget. How many cow bells fit in his pants? 72&three chicken hair.

Me: Don't blub so much you'll turn into a pussywillow.

you:Oh sorry
JUNG HANI: I WANNA BE A PUSSYWILLOW!

by Datsexymofo January 26, 2014

chanjee lee

Chipery doo Chipery de I like gummy worms. Once a land and then we died.

Me: Fat

You: Fat
ChanJee Lee: Blub!

by Datsexymofo January 26, 2014

chanjee lee

SPIDER! EEK IT AINT ME I HAVE NO BOOBS!

Me: YOUUU CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY
ChanJee Lee: (flops)

by Datsexymofo January 26, 2014