2 definitions by DatSwag

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Vel
Those who speak sarcasm with efficiency, somewhat prude and manipulative whilst putting up extreme kind, responsible and gallant attitudes in front of adults.

They tend to be bipolar with a serious case of social constipation. You would be lucky to talk to Vel people because they only come into contact with individuals they have deemed intelligent or entertaining enough to waste their precious time and witty conversations on.

Strangely enough, Vel individuals are considered highly charismatic and smooth. Other people are either lured in by their pretentious perfection or they simply fall hopelessly attracted with the twisted sense of humor and suave behavior.
"You're such a Vel, you prick."
"And you just love it."
by DatSwag April 04, 2011

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A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it
Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show
by datswag March 06, 2014

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