11 definitions by Dat Dude

toilet

A shitty experience or circumstance.

I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.

by Dat Dude June 23, 2004

haider

The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp...

Samir: "Well, the book says that if you start with your tounge at the top of your mouth, you have to slowly bring it down to the bottom; pushing the air out through your teeth, like this...Sssally"

Steven: "It is still the same"

Samir: "Damn It!!"

by Dat Dude May 6, 2005

haider

The kind of guy who tries to get rid of his lisp while saying "Sally Sold Seashells by the Seashore.

Samir: "Hey guys, check out my lisp, it's almost gone! Sssally Sssold Ssseahshhhells by the Ssseashore...How was that?

Steven: "It's still the same."

Samir: Damn It!!

**God, this smells like asssshhh:)

by Dat Dude May 6, 2005

Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

scurvy curves

A girl with pointy tits

Eww that bitch had scurvy curves

by Dat Dude February 4, 2005

screw off

(v.) Synonym for "fuck off"... Most commonly used by Hayfield Secondary's Adam Stern

Max: Hey Adam do you want to hear my new rap?

Adam: (with blank look on his face) Screw off....

by Dat Dude February 1, 2005

Vogue

A highly priced brand of tires charaterized by their whitewalls and gold ring.

He has a cadillac sittin on vogues.

by Dat Dude December 1, 2003