When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.
(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
The act of being able to speak with the hot chick, if only for a fleeting moment, before her lame, fat, nasty friends that she came with realize you are there and launch a counter attack in order to get rid of you.
We wished Chris luck as he tried his hand at penetrating the circle. He stood in the shadows for some time, and just as 3 of the fat, nasty whore friends of the hot blonde broke off to swap clothes or change their tampons in the bathroom, he struck. He was able to have a conversation with the gorgeous woman for just under 30 seconds before another fat whore friend of hers, who was returning from the bar, saw what was happening and drug her away.