1 definition by Darth Ignant

Top Definition
A loser who has no life. Somebody who thinks he is cooler than he is. Somebody who jacks off in his cereal and laughs about it online at work. Somebody who has a big ass head.
Dude, you're such a Malkie!
by Darth Ignant January 06, 2005

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