When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.
Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"