A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.
My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.
An individual or organization who continues to send you multiple emails even after you've asked to be removed from their list.
Any individual or organization who sends more than two emails about their upcoming event.
I used to be Facebook friends with Chuck but he's such a fucking spamaniac I had to delete him.
A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.
Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.
I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.
My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.
a delusional impulse while video chatting with someone.
While videochatting with Yvonne, she went to the bathroom. I had the videlusion that I could hide in her closet and scare her when she came back. (true story)
(noun) The smoke that drifts into buildings from the cigarette addicts who stand just outside, hauling on their butts.
I was trying to eat my banana bread at the Common Cafe, when the tobaccdraft killed my appetite.
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