8 definitions by Darrel and Richard Greaney

(n) The fart emitted at the commencement of defecation. The end of the fart is prematurely terminated by the arrival of the first turd at the sphincter. The word is onomatopoeic.
After clenching all afternoon I finallly had the toilet to myself and, upon settling myself on the seat emitted a tremendous dooth.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004
A dog. Originally used to refer to a small dog whose breed and eventual size are unknown but now used to refer to any dog.
We took the puppything to the beach for a run.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 27, 2004
Chicken. Appropriately named after their bootability.
I went out to the coop and one of the bootables was laying an egg.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004
(n) Long handled garden shears used to prune shrubs, hedges, and other leafy vegetation.
Would you pass me the teethgannet dear, I need to prune the teethguy tree.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004
(n) A gooseberry. See also: teethgannet
Lets go down to the bottom of the garden and pick teethguys.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004
(n) A Seal, sealion, or other semi-aquatic, beach mammal.
We drove around the coast until we saw a load of benchboys lying on the rocks.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004
(a) Large and rotund body shape.
The man filling up his car at the petrol station was very rumpty.

The cartoon bear mascot was rumpty.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

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