The god to look up to. Future world conqueror and passionate lover. Intricate facial hair enthusiast. Effortlessly attracts all women. Thoughtful and cautious but never shy. World traveler. Never try to outshine or outsmart a Phil.
Dude 1: I just met a guy named Phil.
Dude 2: Did it blow your mind and change your world forever?
Dude 1: Damn right...