16 definitions by DarkMillennia

My fucking hero.
What? Link bitchslapped Ganondorf for the umpteenth time today? KEG PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!
by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

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Not something you can easily get here in the good 'ol USA.
We can't get a proper education here in the U.S. because all of the schools are grossly underfunded, the teachers underpaid, and everything we're taught nothing but lies painted rose.
by DarkMillennia August 23, 2003

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A 16-bit system that superficial idiots who only play GTA3 make fun of. A wonderful boredom-killer.
I pimpslapped Bowser in Super Mario World on my Super Nintendo. ^.^
by DarkMillennia September 07, 2003

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An idiot who knocked up his woman, married her, got caught fucking his secretary, got bitchslapped with divorce papers, and refuses to pay up child support because the woman won't let him see the kids.
This is why condoms were invented, people. Use them.
by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

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The dumbest fucking insult ever to be conjured up.
Harry Potter pimpslapped Draco Malfoy for being a retard after Malfoy called his bitch a mudblood.
by DarkMillennia September 04, 2003

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An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.
We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.
by DarkMillennia September 04, 2003

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A state of mind that everyone in the world is trapped in except for kids and teenagers, hippies, protestors, old people, and anyone who ever bothered to follow their dreams(and succeeded).
If being bitter and complacent is what it means to grow up, then let me stay immature forever.
by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

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