(V/N) An episode of dry humping
during which both parties don a pair of denim jeans. The act is known for its high degree of discomfort and has been linked to severe genital scabbing.
Syn: Sparking Zippers
(In a public restroom)
Guy at urinal 1: OW!
Guy at urinal 2: What?
urinal 1: Levi Love.
urinal 2: Say no more.
Radio: Blame it on the black star...psshhhhhhhhh.... hold me now, I'm six feet from the edge...
Desmond: That's the best part, why'd you change the song?
Rocky: Guy, I love that song just as much as you do. It's a Ghost DJ
... (gestures to the frat bros
high-fiving in the white tacoma one lane over)
The subtle bouncing produced throughout a room by a nervously oscillating foot; most common in college testing centers and medical waiting rooms
I totally bombed
Me too. Tyson's footquake
was like a 7.3 on the Richter
Scale. I couldn't begin to concentrate.
Karen: Why is everybody leaving?
Shawn/Sean/Shaun: Tyson and Britney are sparking zippers on the futon again. Cool party though.
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