A big tall possibly hairy man. Usually likes to walk around with no shoes and unclipped toenails until he makes someone do it. His height allows him to pee really loud, especially when drunk. Which he normally is a lot and loves it. Dick is another name for this species, which is peculiar since they usually have big dongs. Richards are known to eat pounds of food a day and not gain any weight, and sometimes even lose weight from this. They are pretty fun and outgoing people, and like to sit around playing video games or the guitar until they get a girlfriend. They are always on time, and very loyal companions.