The slowest possible rate at which one can die.
She spends all the time bettering her health.
A case to store dead batteries.
"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
The key combination that solves everything.
"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."
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