4 definitions by Daniel Morton

Top Definition
Defecation of Feceation is the act or process in which organisms in your body help remove solid or semisolid waste materials from the digestive tract, which exits through the anus. This is done by Waves of muscular contraction known as peristalsis. In the walls of the colon move fecal matter is moved through the digestive tract towards the anus where it is released.
John had to go to the toilet after dinner and he dropped defecations out of his anus into the toilet.
by Daniel Morton August 21, 2006
1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games
by Daniel Morton May 01, 2006
1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music
by Daniel Morton May 01, 2006
A mascot/Hero that should be used for a number of things including Mcdonalds and KFC. It can be described as a quite small emu that when smells danger, it lifts it's head up and squawks and then runs off. Alert Emu cannot speak English but can talk other languages such as 'emuanon' (the language of the Emu's)
Person 1: omg they're trying to cheat me, They gave me a cheeseburger instead of a big mac!
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.
by Daniel Morton May 01, 2006

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