A genetic disorder in which a female
's breasts are extrodinarily larger than
the size of the individual's head.
To determine whether or not a female
has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire
breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area
. Compare the surface area
of the head to the surface area
of the breast and if the breast is larger than
that the surface area
in that of the head, than
infact has CANOOOOOONS.
(in extreme cases, it is possible
for males to have canoons)