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3 definitions by Daniel Livi

 
1.
A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004
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2.
Code name for girl who sits to the right (not left) of Cundari. Used so she would not know when one is talking about her, particularly her incredible sexiness.
Hot Monica. If her and cundari were to switch she would still be known as right.
by Daniel Livi November 25, 2004
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3.
Code name for girl who sits left (not right) of hot monica. Used so she cannot hear when one is talking about her.

If they were to switch sides she would still be known as left.
Cundari. If she and Hot Monica were to switch sides, she would still be known as left.
by Daniel Livi November 25, 2004
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