2 definitions by Dani California

doing something scandalous at an elementary school.
"i totally went to maugham last night!"
"omg really?"
"yeahhh mannn it was sickk"
by dani california April 19, 2006
Someone that spends thier entire life playing lame video games such as World of Warcraft and Gears of War. Super-Nerds also cling to Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3 often. Super-Nerds use "gamer language", often using idiotic words such as "Pwned!"(Pronounced "Powned"), "Owned!", and "Noob". Super-Nerds are people you do not want to be seen with in public and embarrass themselves with their stupid behavior. They are also socially awkward, often taking a couple years more to mature into adults. Super-Nerds are physically awkward as well, walking like a stick is up their ass or standing stiff as a board. Their personality is stiff as a board too. They have no personality traits unless they are playing online on Xbox Live. If an attractive girl makes contact with a Super-Nerd, he will usually sweat and turn red and not know what to do or say. Lets face it, the only thing he knows how to do is pwn noobs in WoW.
A super-nerd is standing next to a hot girl in the lunch line. He glances at her quickly, making sure he does not make eye contact. The girl drops a quarter, bends over to pick it up and puts her hand on his shoulder for stability. The super-nerd's face turns red and he begins to move nervously. The girl looks up and says "Sorry, I dropped my quarter". The super-nerd pauses and tries to speak but nothing but a nervous squeak escapes his mouth. The girl looks at him strange and walks ahead of him in line. The super-nerd thinks to himself "Damn, getting it on with her would've been better than that time I totally pwned that level 11 Night Elf in World of Warcraft!"
by Dani California January 19, 2008

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