9 definitions by Dangerous K89

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One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
Out of the ordinary.
In one Rob Van Dam match:

JR: "Van Dam has a very unorthodox offence."
JR: "RVD with his unorthodox style..."
JR: "Van Dam is very unorthodox."
JR: "Van Dam with an unorthodox kick."
JR: "Van Dam's unorthodox style takes people by surprise."
JR: "Van Dam is about as unorthodox, as unusual, as hard
to figure out as I’ve ever seen."
JR: "We're going to see the unorthodox Rob Van Dam take on the Man Beast, Rhyno right here, folks."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).
JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
One who runs away like a coward. A JRism.
JR: "Triple H is running like a scalded dog from Kane!"
JR: "Batista is running like a scalded dog from good workrate!"
JR: "Orton is running like a scalded dog from charisma!"
JR: "Shawn Michaels is running like a scalded dog from jobbing!"
JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
JR: "Kevin Nash tries to run like a scalded dog but tears a quad in the process, bah gawd!"
JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
A wacky name for Booker T or the Undertaker created by Jim Ross.
JR: "Booger Red on the offense!"
Lawler: "Can I ask you one question real quick? What in the heck is a Booger Red?"
JR: "I'll tell you tomorrow."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
Wrestling style in which is methodical and very boring while trying to disguise itself as "old school wrestling."

Examples: Triple H, The Undertaker.
JR: Chris Benoit could move up the ranks of WWE once he learns the WWE style.
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.
Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

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