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SMD
SMD is a shorter way of saying "Suck my D*ck."

DMS is a reversed form, saying "Dick my Suck."

Some people even flip it saying "Duck my Sick", or "Sick my Duck."
I don't give a damn about what you say so SMD you ass!

You know what Kevin, DMS, ya you cock as mo fu!
by Danerd9 November 11, 2010

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