2 definitions by DanDut

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An unbridled sexual attraction and deep routed love for the Ford Mondeo.
Man, I caught Richard in the carpark outside work whacking off over the bonnet of his Mondeo. He's such a Mondaphile.
by DanDut May 29, 2008

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A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.
I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.
by DanDut May 30, 2008

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