2 definitions by Dan the Bastard

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A person who sucks the fun out of any given situation
Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover
by Dan the bastard May 27, 2011

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When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material
I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint
by Dan the Bastard June 15, 2011

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