7 definitions by Dan Thompson

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A system of government whereby the people are governed by the dead.
The people's republic of chad is a necrocracy.
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

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The cannibalistic practice of eating dead human tissue.
That sick fuck is into necrophagia!
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

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When one's significan other spends so much time on AOL Instant Messenger they might as well not exist at all. Usually followed by cheating, breakup, divorce
It's fairly obvious...
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

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A system of government whereby the people are ruled by infants.
It's like taking candy from a system of government that is a functioning infantocracy.
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

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A zombie. A reanimated corpse who hungers for the flesh of the living.
Look out behind you! It's a Nerotomi-AARGH!
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

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The atrophic state of one's muscles while on various drugs containing strychnine.
Dude, I'm feeling mighty strycht!
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

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Crystal Methamphetamine
I gib you toofiddy for a hork a dat criddle
by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

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