1 definition by Dan Pike
Ploggard: To Be Ploggard
To Be Ploggard is to be so drunk you are no longer able to converse like a regular human being, most likely to be mistaken as someone suffering from cerebral palsy. (aka a spastic)
Loss of co-ordination occurs as well as all moral behaviours.
Sexual Hardware is more than likely to fail or become unusable.
Gastric discharge will more than lily occur.
"Man im gonna get so fucking ploggard."
"did u see that guy he was absolutly ploggard"
"you dont look so great" "i was ploggard last night"
"That Guy dances Like a ploggard person"
"that guy seems retarded" "You sure he isnt ploggard"
by Dan Pike Sep 17, 2008 add a video