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53 definitions by Dan Moses

 
22.
While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.
Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"
by dan moses March 03, 2008
 
23.
farting; releasing gas in small bursts in a short amount of time
Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"
by dan moses March 20, 2008
 
24.
Having consideration upon entering a room where a person is engaged in watching tv.....
Jimmy, upon entering the family room where Alex is watching tv: "Alex, did you finish that homework?"
Alex (annoyed at being interrupted while watching Lost): "Dad! Respect the tv, huh?"
by dan moses May 11, 2008
 
25.
Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair
Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."
by dan moses May 11, 2008
 
26.
Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair
Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."
by dan moses May 11, 2008
 
27.
adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.
Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."
by dan moses November 19, 2010
 
28.
(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
by Dan Moses January 21, 2010