1 definition by Dan Glantz

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Parody of a "Hot Second", signifying any amount of time it would take to complete a task.
Dan: Yo dude when are you coming over?
Marc: I'll be there in a cold minute man!
*Arrives at house*
Marc: Dude where you just beating off?!?
Dan: YOU SAID I HAD A COLD MINUTE!!
by Dan Glantz July 21, 2011

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