To have a sweaty gouch(area between your asshole and and your nutsack). Then when it dries up you get this flakey skin thats salty and yellow. Then you rub your gouch with your hand over someone's face when there sleeping. So that it flakes in their mouth. You can also do this when your eating dinner and your friend leaves the room. You crawl up on that table. Drop your pants and fetta cheese all up on their food.
Friend 1: You wanna go to that italian place tonight?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm pretty full from being fetta cheesed.
Friend 1:(wakes up to being fetta cheesed)What the fuck are you doing?
Friend 2: Your being fetta cheesed bitch.(fart!!)