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2 definitions by Dan's Carrot

 
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lord minni aka svshi.tumblr.com on tumblr.

we bow down to her and her greatness
she is known for her text posts and random selfies at 4AM in the morning with potatoes

Edit: This girl is like the weirdest(good weird) raddest friend i have, she likes hugging and shops too much and she's always asking us to goto concerts with her i don't even know where she gets all this money but she is really nice and funny. She smells nice, and likes to use her hair as a whipping weapon. She is the one to goto for advice, always there for me. and she never says no to shopping. Sometimes she is really loud and hyper, but you get used to it. Also, she's tumblr famous so back off peasants we have a whole troop of teenagers with laptops
Some of Minni's text posts on tumblr

"My parents were in this punk rock band and they had a song called "FUCK YOU IN THE FACE"

"WHOEVER THE STUPID FUCK IS DRILLING A HOLE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW BETTER STOP BEFORE I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE AND ATTACK THEM WITH MY NEW BUNNINGS CHAINSAW"

"today i was walking down the road when a whole group of chavs appeared with their chav walk and chav face, and i started hysterically laughing because they were all wearing bright neon board shorts (probably purchased from jayjays) and it looked so much like a rainbow lol i don’t know why i’m posting this"
by Dan's Carrot April 17, 2013
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2.
Dan also known as dampsandwich also known as eggplant

he is believed to be a descendant from the eggplant family, and speaks the language "hubba hubba"
Dan likes to eat fellow eggplants while watching anime and the bee movie, he practises cannibalism.
Dampsandwich the Eggplant posted a picture of himself eating another eggplant, with the captions "I ATE MY FIANCE HELP"
by Dan's Carrot April 17, 2013
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