The Twible consists of a vampire, a dumb broad, and a werewolf, along with many other stupid ass characters. Split into 4 Gospels, it also gains progressively more stupidity as it continues through the series.
This sacred religious text is worshiped by teenage girls across the world, who acknowledge Stephenie Meyer as "the supreme creator" and Edward Cullen is the savior of teenagegirlkind.
Dude, your girlfriend totally worships Twilight.
Yeah, she's hooked on her Twible like it's cocaine.