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8 definitions by Damoclese

 
1.
1.(n) - a person who uses urbandictionary as a messsage board or frequently engages in name-dropping. Hated by respectable urbandictionary users everywhere.
Unfortunately, I get the impression that 90% of people that submit to this site are urbandicks
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
 
2.
1.(n) -A pathetic and moronic person who maintains a blog with an unhealthy obsessive-compulsive drive, especially angsty goths (sorry to all the likeable goths out there). The content of their blogs usually includes events that no sane person would care about. Here's sample of what a blog troll might write on their blog:
"today, I ate a sanwich. It bad - it was just ok, mediocre, I guess you could call it. After that I read a few chapters out of an Anne Rice book and was deeply moved by her erotic descriptions of gay vampires fornicating. <Insert narciccistic remark here>. Then I took a nap.

2.(n) -A depraved individual who sits in front of a computer all day and posts flames of an idiotic or pseudo-intellectual nature on public forums and private websites. Many of these people actually become emotional about what is said on the afore-said mediums and feel it is their duty to punish those who disagree with them. They too may pursue this object in an obsessive-compulsive manner.
Goddamnit! Blog Trolls are such fucktards! Don't they have anything better to do other than posting stupid bullshit on the forums.
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
 
3.
1.(n) -The non-scientific theory that the presence or lack of a characteristic in a population can be divided along 90% to 10% lines.
1)90% of people are morons
2)only 10% of life is worth living
3)90% of people who post on this site are complete and utter retards
4)Only 10% of people are worth knowing
5)Only 10% of people give a fuck about the societies they live in
6)90% of women aren't attractive. same for guys.
7)10% of the population uses 90% of our resources
8)there's a 90% chance someone will find something in this offensive
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
 
4.
1.(n)- one who is a master of the pimping arts. A undeniably swingin' cat.
That guy we met at the club was such a pimpitron. I wish I could be like him.
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
 
5.
1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.
I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
 
6.
1.(v)- to pwn in the ass. To completely pwn
that guy butt-pwned me at Halo
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
 
7.
1.(n) - a foul place, particularly one of ill repute. For example; Los Angeles, or that shit-hole town in Mississippi where your car always breaks down when you're going to marti-gras. See butt-fuck, nowhere.
Holy crap, that place really was the anus of the earth
by Damoclese July 22, 2004