2 definitions by Damn Straight Clint

Someone who didn't read the constitution

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,- conservatives beleive that Religion, specifically christianity should be the guiding hand of government.

or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble- Connservatives are pro-police violence against protesters and often had liberal journalists killed during Vietnam, also they complain about the "Liberal Media" despicte watching nothing but the idiotic bile that oozes out of Rush Limbaugh's and Sean Hannidy's mouthes.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. -during both the Cold War and the Bush administration phones were tapped and personal records were seized warrantlessly by Conservative governments.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state- not only were gitmo inmates denied a speedy and public trial they were denied an trial by the Bush administration.
A conservative is someone who will look at this definition and mumbble " pot-smokin, flag burnin, baby eatin, Nigger lovin, america haters an then vote it down with his eleventh finger.
by Damn Straight Clint July 27, 2009
IRA
Fucking badasses. The IRA stands for Irish republican army who kicked Britains ass in like the 1920's or something and has been doing it on a smaller scale ever since. They're kinda like Al Quaida except not dicks because they never did anythin REALY Asshole-ish like 9/11 and Not Pussies cause they Are a lot more coordinated and military-like
Yeah I'm pure blooded Irish so I Think of the IRA as kind of Awesome dudes probably like someon who is Iraqi thinks of AL Quaida
by Damn Straight Clint August 03, 2009

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