Some one born in Tenerife, of spanish nationality but usually accused of being African due to being closer to africa then spain.
Tenerifian's call themselves Chicharreros, and within spain they are called Tinerfenhos.
They are people with a great sence of humour, even thought they are short they have been greatly designed, and they are better looking and overall better than the rest of spain and quite possibly the world, they are incredibly better than people from Gran Canaria too (canariones) as they are a bunch of gay chulos.
''Olle Javier, arent you going to help your neighbor Miguel who has just fallen off his moto, and his leg is pointing the wrong way... and some dog its trying to run off with its bone?''
''No, sod him, he is Canarion!''
PS - daddy yankey is not Tenerifian
Meaning ''The fear of coming into work''
-the word broken down is of Latin Scottish Gàidhlig origin,
''Na'tha'' stands for ''Much is or Need be for''and nskyv means ''free from confinement.
The ancient words put together more or less mean ''The need to be free from confinement''. This often refers to a phobia of work when the fore mentioned is performed within an office. This phobia is amplified when long hours apply and theres no windows.
The consumption of coffee also tends to amplify the phobia as it stimulates the nervous signals connected to the reasoning area of the brain, the left Webbius Nodes. Fatty foods should also be avoided as they contribute to high blood pressure and rise Stress levels.
Sometimes such individuals tend to experience a more stressful time trying to think of reasons for staying out of work than actually doing the work. So it keeps them in a state of stress and yearning for a carefree life without cares.
''Man nathaniel didnt come in again, we really should do something about his Nathanskyvphovia, I feel sorry for the dude''
Man with the power of the plow.(plow being Arado in spanish) Renown for his archievements in the hedge end area.
Legend tells that he confronts portuguese drink'ataurs for whole evenings sometimes various times a week. Able to withstand the toxic fumes often given by these (some say its the source of his powers!).
He has many superpowers, but his strongest and most famous is the ability to dish out major verbal abuse in different languages and latin accents.
oh yeah, he also drives a saxo, and hes got an alter ego like Clark Kent, but a lot worse as he cant afford that quality of living.
He runs on beer and small packets of Pom Bears.
Dr Evil: Aradoman! prepare to die....
Aradoman: who ya talking to ya homo-biatch, chulo mother bitches..? I am ARADOMAN!!!! cabron!! (nacho libre mexican accent)
another moment of heated abuse might be..
''Yo aradoman can ya help me out here''
Aradoman: YOUR MUM!