3 definitions by Dalvir916 AKA LJ

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(1)A form of the japanese samauri. A very old organization its origins are hundreds of years old. Much of its history has been lost and not many ninjaukals exist today yet they all have indomitable fighting skills in ninjitsu. No matter what weapons you use a ninjaukal will never die.
what the hell is a ninjaukal? he's a wicked juggalo clown representing the psycopathic family. Also known to knock a head off with a neck chop. Stealth enough to sneak in your house and have sex with your wife. Can manipulate the world into thinking that "eminem" is really the definition of a cocaine snorting homosexual. You remember that hotdog you ate last week? It was really a turd with sauerkraut on it.
by Dalvir916 AKA LJ September 01, 2006

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(1)A 2-stroke or 4-stroke motor in a fiberglass hull used for recreational use or racing on bodies of water.
(2)The size of a mans penis when its fully erect.
(3)also known as personal watercraft.
Jack and his jetski were chillin at 5%. The next thing you know, hes fucking a fat chick. The next thing you see, hes getting his duck sicked. The next thing you hear, that last one was an indian girl. The last thing you were told, the chances of him being mayor, they definitely now have grown. The last thing you see, is him riding off on his jetski.
by Dalvir916 AKA LJ September 02, 2006

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(1)The only night of the year that the JUGGALOS can roam the streets knocking off the heads of little rich kids.
(2)The rising of the dead in celebration of the psychopathic.
Halloween Oct. 31, 2006. On this night my city will fill with fog, the ghosts and ghouls will haunt, mummies and zombies will do the clown walk, the hatchet man we'll throw it up, patron bottles we'll drink them up which makes them neden holes open up to the public. no bach bach K here man.
by Dalvir916 AKA LJ August 31, 2006

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