1 definition by Dabuscrew

Top Definition
To prematurely ejaculate in your pants from petting of the dick, being high on marijuana and 'shrooms'.
"Dude, I woke up this morning high on shrooms and weed and I had jizzed in my pants."
"Man, you totally just Bertoed!"
by Dabuscrew June 06, 2013

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