An illness that haunts many men in this world. It's symptoms are horrible pick-up lines, cheesy kool-aid smiles and complete lack of common sense.
Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, but if you sit down this seat won't be either.
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I see you naked I'd die laughing
Man: If I could put the alphabet together I'd put "U" and "I" together.
Woman: Let me do it for you. M-y b-o-y-f-r-i-e-n-d i-s b-e-h-i-n-d y-o-u
Man: Does that mean you want a threesome?
Man at bar: poor bastard. norapatall has a new victim.