2 definitions by Da Moustafocka

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A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
by Da Moustafocka November 02, 2008

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The debris propelled from one's mouth upon bursting into laughter.
Don't make someone laugh after they eat a handful of peanuts, otherwise you will feel the force of their cackle spackle.
by Da Moustafocka January 09, 2010

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