2 definitions by D_2

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The art of ejaculating into a condom, or femidom, or latex contraceptive product, either during sex or self pleasuring.
"Hey, I just shot one into a condom, mum!"
"You sure did son! Ejaculatexing keeps me from washing your boxers!"
by D_2 November 07, 2007

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1. When one experiences problem with putting on a Trojan (or condom), and jams their fingers either side of the penis.

2. Like 'toejam', but from the wearing off of the lubricant through oral pleasure and ending up on your partner's lips.

3. Cumming in a Trojan condom.
Of definition 1:

"Honey, my fingers are stuck! This thing's too small!"
"That's because you forgot to roll it, now hurry the hell up"

Of definition 2:

"I'm not kissing you, you've got trojam around your lips"
by D_2 November 07, 2007

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