25 definitions by DUTCH

wangstick

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.

I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!

by DUTCH May 3, 2003

HDSQ

A horrific excuse for a band. Comprised of a bunch of fagmos, and a cool drummer. Please feel free to hack their website, www.hdsq.tk

I saw HDSQ perform last night, they sucked so hard I vomited. Then I cleaned up the vomit with a vacuum, put it on reverse, and sprayed the vomit all over them.

by DUTCH May 3, 2003

99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

by DUTCH May 4, 2003

trifecta

When a handicapper can pick, in order, the three horses that will win the first 3 places in a race.

I made so much money off of that trifecta I pulled off at Belmont yesterday.

by DUTCH May 4, 2003

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by DUTCH May 2, 2003

IUCK FRAQ

A word coined by yours truly. Was meant to become a sign I would hold at a pro-war rally. Switch the I and F and the result is "FUCK IRAQ."

Your IUCK FRAQ sign is bitchin', man.

by DUTCH May 4, 2003

chin2.mpeg

Chin2.mpeg has changed the lives of many. Friends of mine have been enlightened after I exposed them to the chin2 fella's. It is a great video of two asian young men (could possibly be in the early phases of being gaysians) singing and dancing to a popular asian song called "Jung Hwa Ban Jum." It's about a chinese restaurant but its in Korean or something. Search google to download it, you will not regret it!

I showed Cait chin2.mpeg and she appreciated the fact it comprised of two half-naked, young Korean boys making asses out of themselves.

by DUTCH May 4, 2003