6 definitions by DTTD

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A psychological disorder in which a person maintains a marked false belief that they are petite in stature and that exposing vast quantities of their skin by wearing tight and revealing clothing will be pleasant for the public to look at despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. They also maintain the false belief that they are following a healthy diet while eating anything within reach at anytime and believe that going to the county fair once a year to get elephant ears is plenty of exercise.
That pink poke-a-dot bikini Bertha wore to the pool party the last night was a sure sign that her Orexia has gotten worse lately. Yea, did you see that Lunker swallow those king dongs and bugles?

When Susie strutted by in full blown Orexia attire John could suddenly taste the home fries he had for breakfast.
by DTTD December 24, 2009

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A basket ball player's shot that is rebounded by the offensive team.
Elton sets, he shoots! It hits hard on the back of the iron and is snatched up by his team mate Lance. That's Elton's 4th rimbound of the first quarter!!

Yea, Cassy really helped out the team tonight by giving our offense a lot of second chance opportunities with that god-awful shot of his. He can really pass it off the rim. He's got the best rimbound percentage on the team.
by DTTD December 20, 2009

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The percent of a basketball player's passes that result in a made basket by the recipient of the pass.
John had 10 assists tonight and Jim only had 5. John had 30 passes for an assistage of 33% while Jim had 10 total passes for an assistage of 50%.
by DTTD December 04, 2013

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The amount of time it takes one to realize that what came out of their mouth would have sounded better coming out of their ass and has cut their chances of getting laid to an astronomically low level.
When Joe met Susie's family and said "your little twin titsters are very cute" humiligation came quicker than the end of his sentence.

Lying in bed that night Ronnie realized that he may have a problem with humiligation when he remembered asking Irene for the fourth time to put both her hands gently around the base of her McDonald's paper cup and blow bubbles in her vanilla shake with her straw.
by DTTD December 22, 2009

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Receiving a second text from someone while you are responding to their origiinal text.
David innertexted me last night so I changed my response and told him that I was a Lesbian.

Nicky and I were innertexting so much last night I thiink she had a textgasm.
by DTTD December 21, 2009

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The opposite of anorexia. When someone thinks they are skinny but they are indeed not.
Check out that beastly woman with the fat ass and short-shorts. She must have that rexia disorder.
by DTTD December 07, 2013

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