1. The most ridiculous school district in the world. Has bought a smartboard for literally every single
nobody uses. Installed flat-screen TVs in "cat-aterias" and lobbies that nobody watches. Assumes that all problems
with teachers are the students fault. Let's hundreds more kids move into the district that literally
can not fit into the schools, and ruin our test scores. Not a single
kid that lives here, wants to stay.
2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest
entertainment is Hershey Park which
is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which
is 50 miles away. IN town
the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they
live in the "ghetto" which
basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they
are country, but they
live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town
in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.
1. Kid 1: So how many times
have you watched TV in the lobby or used a smartboard?
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe
because there are hundreds
of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.
Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city
in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their
test scores suck.
2. Kid 1: Wanna
do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.
Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?
3. Kid 1: I'm straight
out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live
in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.
4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live