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Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.
Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.
by DJdirtbagbounds April 29, 2011

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