That fucked up.
Like, on a scale of one to sesame street how high would you have to be? You’d have to FUCK Yellowbird. Who you would call Bluebird. Because you’re that high.
And only when you’re THAT high, would your absolutely SHITFACED mind believe you could do anything close to what you’re about to do.
Oh, and then, you finally, realize, an hour later, its Big-bird.