5 definitions by DJ Totoro

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HTD
Acronym for Hoes These Days. A parody of the phrase, "Kids these days," and is used in a similar fashion to the original phrase.

HTD is a common immediate remark in response to learning something about a particular ho (or hoes) that directly defines them as a ho.

Rather than being slander against hoes, HTD is more often a phrase that accepts that hoes will be hoes and that we are powerless to change them.
HTD can be used as a direct diss but it's considered bad form since it's more elegant to just call a ho a ho.
Ho: "I didn't cheat... it was only a blowjob!"
Non-ho: *smacks ho* "Damn HTD..."

Ho: "Sorry, I ate all your chicken."
Non-ho: *sigh* "HTD..."
by DJ Totoro January 15, 2006
verb
The act of smacking the cunny with the hand to tease and/or arouse pleasure. Often performed with the labia relatively closed together, but can be performed with the clitoris exposed with hard smacking for intense arousal.

Cunny-smacking is usually executely lightly with the fingers togethers, or sometimes the combined motion of smacking and grinding with the palm of the hand.

Recently, cunny-smackers have evolved their cunny-smacking repertoire to smacking with the back of the hand in a braggadocio manner rather than for practical purposes.

Females occasionally smack their own cunny when masturbating, commonly accompanying the use of sex toys.
Hey, Papi. I loved it when you were cunny-smacking me.
by DJ Totoro January 15, 2006
Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.
1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.
by DJ Totoro September 08, 2009
Baby chuckles.
She breathed out chucklets as she poked holes in the condoms.
by DJ Totoro November 09, 2010
Adjective meaning excessively, crazy awesome.
"That gig last night was so titters."'

"The crowd last night was going completely titters."
by DJ Totoro February 07, 2010

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