7 definitions by DJ Russly

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When you go to the car wash and they put little plastic bags over your wipers as protection from the "dangers" of the car wash machine.
"aw fuck they put one of them damn wiper condoms on my car again! now I have to not be lazy and go take it off"
by DJ Russly August 03, 2009
Always rich and superior in quality, in every quality. Always.

Generally applies to Chuck Norris and anyone named Alex. However, many wisemen or gods are omnipulent if their words have moral value to them.
Chuck norris is the most omnipulent mother fucker around
by DJ Russly October 20, 2010
Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said

this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.
Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!

Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.
by DJ Russly June 18, 2010
You know the whole "WHERE'S MA MONEY?" thing? ya, that's what I'm talking about. When them little bitches fool ya and then you don't got the heart (or posse) to bring them down? These rat bastards fool you through the cunning art of WEEDONOMICS.

Weedonomics are the financial operations that occur when people start trying to find the best solution for weed. This includes many people trying to get at you as "friends" and then putting you in situations where you feel like it's wrong to tell them no.

The main types of people who involve weedonomics in the financial operations of weed are the ones who only talk about who you should trust and who you shouldn't, regardless of whether you know the "enemy's" business or not. They are parasites but they are also mostly any stoner you see. In many cases you may end up losing a lot of money to a stoner who tells you "trust me" and won't let you find a way to squirm out of the awkward "no!" and then keeps telling you they'll pay you back later.

Weedonomics is the main reason for pot being so expensive. This is one of the few cases where you can't blame the government and professional types for screwing things up, and thus no true boundaries exist for the prices of weed and pieces.
one day, in a chat:
Rus:"Yo lyle, you got any bud?"
Ly:"Ya dude, just hit me up tomorrow."
Rus:"kk will do."
(in another chat)
Mur:"Yo I have an investment for you, dude."
Mur:"Steve's selling his bong."
Rus:"I'll think about it... I've already got a bubbler I just made n I'm buying from Lyle tomorrow."
Mur:"Don't buy from him. He ripped off my friend for half an ounce, and bubblers start to melt after awhile."
Rus:"I dunno, he makes things simple."
Mur:"Don't buy from him, Steve picks up mad good stuff, trust me."
Rus:"I'll think about it..."
Meg:"So how goes the buying?"
Rus:"I was gonna buy from lyle, but murry's got me wrapped up in a game of weedonomics so I'll have to figure it out tomorrow. I mean, we only have 40$ between us... not THAT much..."

(alternate scenario)
Ly:"Yo dude you need some pot?"
Rus:"Nah I'm good."
Ly:"Ok peace."
SEE HOW SIMPLE THAT WAS? jesus christ...
by DJ Russly July 31, 2009
An original Johnnie's Foodmaster plastic grocery bag.
Yo hand me that Charlestown suitcase will ya?
by DJ Russly July 20, 2014
Usually a female teen, media hogs are the type of people who like boy band songs, nickelodeon shows, etc. (that many people would claim as "american stupidity.")

Most namely, media hogs are into things like the Jonas Brothers and ICarly. These people like them for basic teenage drama and the idea of dating. You know, the whole "i like this boy sooooo much he's sooooo cute" people... dating is their whole thing. They focus their lives on it.

They also tend to be fairly familiar with every basic radio hit from things like Kidz Bop and Radio Disney. Even the popular people in their media hog's local high school aren't that dumb.

Media hogs seem like they have nothing better to do with their lives, so they make it look like their lives have so much history and they're all that. The truth is that it's really just repeating a cycle of "ooo this boy's so cute, i think i love him!", dating the guy, and after being dumped because he got a life, moving to a new guy.

Media hogs are termed "hog" because they look for the most recent famous love thing to keep their free time occupied so that they don't have time to realize how stupid their lives are. Most namely, the Twilight series has caught on with media hogs. It's very sad because books, shows, songs, and things of the like are usually not that bad media to begin with but are turned stupid by the media hogs.
Yo karyn? she's such a media hog! her last facebook status was "is watching david archuleta on icarly. reading eclipse. bed? idk yet. i love you edix ♥ 7 days!! =D."
by DJ Russly February 07, 2009
a big hangout with all your friends, or peeps.

If someone has a group or clic they hang out with, but it's on the bigger side of more than 5 people (so they're never all together at the same time), and they make a time to get everyone together to just hang out, it would be a hanga.

From a get-together: this applies to friends you haven't seen in awhile.
From a party: This is an event at a place, not a hang out.
From a hang out: A hangout has less than 5 people.

In a hanga you see all the people you invited regularly in a structured area (ex. at school, at work).

Lastly, if you are a part of more than one group, then a hanga includes your biggest or closest friends from each group.

Note: A true hanga means all your friends happen to be free on that day. These are the key people in your "group."
"Hey, joe, I'm gonna make a hanga! wanna come?"
"Hell ya! Who's gonna be there?"
"Well, let's see... Rachel, Meghan, Robert, Alex, Gina, and Jazzy. I'm also inviting my friends Mac, Brad, and Elina."
(all friends come to the hanga, except maybe one or two, and they chat and such...)
by DJ Russly December 17, 2008

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