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2 definitions by DJ Oneiromancer

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South
Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess
by DJ Oneiromancer August 06, 2008
mp3 player other than an iPod
1) I have to get new batteries for my fauxPod - I can't live without my Jamiroquai!

2) Derek was too cheap to get the iPod, so he opted for a fauxPod
by DJ Oneiromancer August 05, 2008