NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.
i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar
when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.
"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"