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4 definitions by DJ Gaping Wound

 
1.
An extreme form of funk.
Damn, wash yourself! You got fonk.
by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003
 
2.
1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.
1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.
by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003
 
3.
Clumpy vaginal discharge.
I'm not eating you out, you've got twatsmeg!
by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003
 
4.
Toilet paper.
Hey, Mark, toss me in some bumroll.
by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003