1 definition by DJ Al

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The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."

"Damn."
by DJ Al December 19, 2007

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