2 definitions by DJ Scratchy Patch
Kind of like floor porn. This involves the floor, another person and you doing really inappropriate things that can lead to STDs and babies you don't really want. Best to do this on a blanket.
It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.
by DJ Scratchy Patch May 1, 2012
Life in the suburbs. The complete opposite of urban life. Slow, boring and dull. What most American's subccumb to, when they hit the age of 35.
We decided we needed a break from our life in Chicago for the weekend, so we headed north to suburgatory
by DJ Scratchy Patch October 14, 2011